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Ford Files Patent Application to Single Out Smelly Ride-Hailing Vehicles

Ford Patent Application

According to a patent application, Ford is working on a solution to identify, categorize and compute odors found emanating from your ride share.

Ford’s system would use an environmental sensor to determine the nature of the odors inside a vehicle and would compare those odors and their concentrations to a list of thresholds set by the ride-hailing customer. For example, I have zero tolerance for Black Ice air fresheners, so if I call for a car and the sensor detects that chemical profile in the car it wants to send to me, it’ll change up.

Seriously, how would this ever actually work? Smells are so subjective and contextual. Intensity sure, that we can understand, its like a volume switch, but the rest of it? This patent application is at best a method to turn what exotic flavors remain in this world into plain vanilla.

Its a braven new world out there peeps!

-Ed

Full piece reported on here – https://www.cnet.com/news/coronavirus-car-buyers-ride-sharing-public-transport/

Funky quarantine fiancé

stench, smelly

Doing it tough in Jamaica, do you have any similar situation?

“My fiancé and I have decided to live together during the quarantine period to reduce the amount spent on bills.
Please note that while we have gone out and spent time together before, we have never been in close contact for so much time before.

I’ve noticed that not only does he eat a lot of junk, but he passes a lot of gas, and his bowel movements are extremely foul smelling. He also has an offensive body and breath odour in the morning, no matter if he bathes at night.
he only ‘healthy’ food he will eat is callaloo. (A popular Caribbean vegetable dish!)”

Er…covid-19 may have just averted a very unpleasant (smelling) andforeverafter!!

Full piece here – http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/all-woman/funky-quarantine-fianc-_190473

What’s The Deal With Durian??

Roughly the size of a coconut, the durian fruit is green and spiky on the outside, with a soft flesh on the inside. It’s native to Southeast Asia, and its smell has been likened to “turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock,” “hot poop garbage” and “gasoline.” In some places, durians have been banned on airplanes, trains and mass-transit – and for good reason. Their smell isn’t only overwhelmingly potent, but it lingers too.

Durian is certainly an acquired taste. Despite the pungeant smell, the custardy flesh actually tastes sweet

More – https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-is-durian_n_7111232

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