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Why Is My Swimbag Stinky?

Have you ever left your swim bag – full of sweaty shirts or used, wet towels – overnight or worst, for a couple of days (read: gross)? The pungent smell after you realised that you forgot to clean them up… it’s like as though all your sins can never be forgiven! 

Let’s talk about the immediate solution to fix this first world problem. What can you do? Simply remove the wet fabrics to the washing machine and air the bag under the sunlight. All is well in due time… until it’s not. 

What if that damp, stale smell stays in your swim bag? This is most likely due to the mold or mildew that is breeding inside. Mildew is a category of mold distinguished based on its powdery appearance and flat growth on the surface of your bag meanwhile Mold, contains green or black blotches that infiltrate through the surface of the affected material. This makes Mildew easier to remove since it does not impale the fabric, and Mold makes it more difficult to be wiped away. Either way, both can negatively affect your health. 

Therefore, specific and definitive course of actions are needed for the elimination and prevention of the big, bad Mold. Let’s begin: 

  • Recognise the source of the mold development and remove them as much as possible (read: Anything that is wet in the bag – your wet or damp towels, your swim cap, anything that could nurture mold growth!)
  • Remove your dry clothes as they contain moisture from sweat and logically, they shouldn’t be left in your bag for a long period. Mold growth can begin to take hold in as little as one day.
  • Throw any paper products from your bag as they help to retain moisture and potentially, mould growth. 
  • Lastly, ensure the humidity of the room in which you keep your swim bag is well taken-care of. High humidity encourages and accelerates mold growth, so store your towels, cap and clothes in a well-ventilated area with 50% or less humidity.

While no one wants to throw away their favourite swim bag, it is finally time to getting rid of the old and restart anew. Time to search for that perfect new bag and keep your health in checked (read: Mold-free!)

 

Link: https://swimswam.com/why-does-my-swim-bag-smell/

 

Ford Files Patent Application to Single Out Smelly Ride-Hailing Vehicles

Ford Patent Application

According to a patent application, Ford is working on a solution to identify, categorize and compute odors found emanating from your ride share.

Ford’s system would use an environmental sensor to determine the nature of the odors inside a vehicle and would compare those odors and their concentrations to a list of thresholds set by the ride-hailing customer. For example, I have zero tolerance for Black Ice air fresheners, so if I call for a car and the sensor detects that chemical profile in the car it wants to send to me, it’ll change up.

Seriously, how would this ever actually work? Smells are so subjective and contextual. Intensity sure, that we can understand, its like a volume switch, but the rest of it? This patent application is at best a method to turn what exotic flavors remain in this world into plain vanilla.

Its a braven new world out there peeps!

-Ed

Full piece reported on here – https://www.cnet.com/news/coronavirus-car-buyers-ride-sharing-public-transport/

Can Peanut Butter Save Us from Coronavirus?

Peanut Butter

“Identifying asymptomatic carriers is absolutely critical in stopping the progression of the pandemic, I believe,” Professor Small says. “So if there is odour loss with some — even if it’s only a small percentage of people — identifying them as carriers would be significant.”

Losing one’s sense of smell isn’t like losing one’s car keys. When the keys go missing, you recognize the loss in an instant. But a person’s sense of smell can slip away quietly, over a period of time, without the person noticing it is going, going, going, until it is effectively gone.

Small and her pals agreed that a simple do-it-at-home sniff test, using common household items, would allow participants — the great mass of us — to start tracking their sense of smell. In this way, an asymptomatic carrier who feels like a million bucks, but notes a diminishing sense of smell one day to the next, could consider quarantining, ASAP, instead of carrying on until their olfactory sense disappears altogether.

Hence, says Small, the birth of the peanut butter sniff test. Peanut butter, so good on toast, and always a friend to jam, is a North American staple that stimulates the olfactory sense exclusively, unlike, say, ground coffee — a treat to inhale, no doubt — but a fragrance that fires both our sense of smell and the trigeminal nerve governing sensations like “pain and tickle,” which influence how one registers an odour.

As a control on the peanut butter, sniff-test participants are asked to breathe in a snout full of vinegar, another household staple, like coffee, that fires the trigeminal nerve. The big idea? If a subject is registering the vinegar, but the scent of the peanut butter is fading away, they can be confident their sense of smell is decreasing.

“If we find there is a trajectory of diminishing smell over days, we would be able to identify asymptomatic carriers, even before they were conscious of losing their smell,” says Small. “And in those, let’s say, five days, there could otherwise be lots of transmissions.”

And what if you have a peanut butter allergy? Ouch!

Check out TMB’s Jars of Smells… a box full of mysterious, randomised smells that help fine-tune your schnozzz. And who knows peanut butter might be one of the smells you might encounter!?  

https://topmiddlebase.com/product/jar-of-smells/

-Ed

Originally reported on here – https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/heroes-of-the-pandemic-a-canadian-professor-has-a-peanut-butter-sniff-test-to-combat-covid-19

What’s The Deal With Durian??

Roughly the size of a coconut, the durian fruit is green and spiky on the outside, with a soft flesh on the inside. It’s native to Southeast Asia, and its smell has been likened to “turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock,” “hot poop garbage” and “gasoline.” In some places, durians have been banned on airplanes, trains and mass-transit – and for good reason. Their smell isn’t only overwhelmingly potent, but it lingers too.

Durian is certainly an acquired taste. Despite the pungeant smell, the custardy flesh actually tastes sweet

More – https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-is-durian_n_7111232

9 Unbelievable Facts About Your Nose That You Probably Don’t Know

After reading this list you will have a new perspective on your Shnoz

  1. The way you sneeze may be in your genes, meaning your family sneezes the same way.
  2. You Can Detect More Than 10,000 Scents.
  3. Your Nose Is Connected to Your Memory.
  4. Your nose shapes the sound of your voice.
  5. Your nose can help detect dangerous chemicals in the air.
  6. Air passing through the nasal cavity is warmed or cooled to match your body temperature.
  7. ‘Anosmia’ is the inability to smell.
  8. ‘Dysosmia’ is when things don’t smell as they should.
  9. ‘Hyperosmia’ is having a very strong sense of smell.

Buying a perfume during the month of Love? You cannot go wrong…

MAISON MARGIELA

REPLICA Flower Market Eau de Toilette

100ml

What it is:

A perfume with a multitude of floral compositions capturing the delicate mix of fragrances at a Parisian flower market.

What it does:

This fragrance is reminiscent of freshly cut flowers, wet petals, buckets and vases brimming with water, leaves crushed on the floor, a multitude of floral compositions capturing the delicate mix of fragrances at a Parisian flower market including Freesia, Grasse rose, note of Sambac jasmine, tuberose and cedar.

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