Funky quarantine fiancé

Doing it tough in Jamaica, do you have any similar situation?

“My fiancé and I have decided to live together during the quarantine period to reduce the amount spent on bills.
Please note that while we have gone out and spent time together before, we have never been in close contact for so much time before.

I’ve noticed that not only does he eat a lot of junk, but he passes a lot of gas, and his bowel movements are extremely foul smelling. He also has an offensive body and breath odour in the morning, no matter if he bathes at night.
he only ‘healthy’ food he will eat is callaloo. (A popular Caribbean vegetable dish!)”

Er…covid-19 may have just averted a very unpleasant (smelling) andforeverafter!!

Full piece here – http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/all-woman/funky-quarantine-fianc-_190473